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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"

Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.

by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011


butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019


butt patties

when yo booty so flat it turns into a patty

Yo margaret! I think you got butt patties.

by annsthemann October 22, 2014


Butt Wreath

the furry area that surrounds the butt hole, that is in the shape of a wreath

Jorge was turned off when he discovered Guadalupe had a butt wreath.

by Beernuts April 2, 2009


butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017


great butt

An interjection used by Dr. Doc Brownbutt when talking to Marty McButt.

"Great butt! We need to go back in time and find a buttress before all the butt tubs are gone!"

by Queen Buttrix June 10, 2015


D-Butt

The act of anal sex

D-Butt stands for,Dick in the butt.

I am going to give you some D-Butt.

by Koala princess December 3, 2015