Shoe horn

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape

Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.

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Shoe Safe

to use ones shoes as a safe for personal belongings. used usually when visiting a friends house, or staying the night.also used at the pool. when you dont want your stuff to get wet

Me: Hey Malcolm, im gonna put my shoe safe next to your door.
Malcolm: Aight man. no one will touch your stuff while its in your shoes.

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The shoe horn

Remove penis from vagina so that a "popping" noise occurs.

When I give her the shoe horn she goes nuts!

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Slow shoe

Slow show-the method of walking against a traffic light , J-walking,cruising through the mall at the slowest speed possible or basically not getting out of the way.

I almost hit the dude with my car because he was slow shoeing across the street.

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Shoe Phone

Shoe Phone is the termination of a Cellular Phone.

Melissa-''Give Me A Dubble Jangle On My Shoe Phone''
Jordan-'' O Oh Ok Shawty...The Big Bad Shoe Phone...I'm lovin' it!''
Melissa-''Ba da ba ba ba....haha Talk To Ya Then Tall-y...My Hard-core throat sliting friend.''
(please remember Jord has IDS (see IDS) be nice to him)

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tennis shoe Ernie

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

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shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy

holy shit that was close

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