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An amazing person. One who hunts jews. Born from the roman god zeus. of godly origin.
is that jesus?
no, its a jew hunter!
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A man of Jewish ancestry, now living in the mountains, and is a survivalist.
Not your typical, "Let me help you with your taxes" Jew either.
This is a bonified killing machine, armed with an Uzi, Gefiltafish, and an half drunk bottle of Mogan David wine. On the sauce they are unstoppable!!!!
"Have the boys round up a couple of those Mountain Jews to help us. We need some ass kickers in this group."
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Soemone who sells jews illegaly on the internet or, secretly seduces jews into sex.
"That dirty Jew monger He makes $500 a jew, while i only get $100 for a dildo"
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The act of giving very small compensation to a hard working waitor or waitress due to a jewish-like self greed.
Tyler: Man this waitress did a really good job serving us tonight.
Mark: Yes, but I am still jew-tipping her.
Tyler: Your such a jew. (see Jew Noun)
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the world's most comprehensive and intense fantasy football league, currently in its 10th season of existence.
"I'm going to win my third Jew Bowl championship this year. Child please."
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A jewish person that can perform tasks that no one thought possible or can create something awesome out of seemingly normal objects by using his jewish powers.
Leroy: Dude there's no way you can bounce that pong ball off that lamp, over the couch, through that small pipe, off Becca's cleavage and into that cup for game.
Brian: Watch me (shoots)
Everyone: Holy shit!!! I can't beleive he made that! He is one magical Jew.
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A male of the Jewish faith who is extremly sexy and/or awesome. Jew Pimps often have insane guitar playing skills.
Angela: HOLY CRAP! Joe Trohman is such a Jew Pimp!
Nikki: I know, he's so awesome and gorgeous.
Angela: Everyone else wishes they were that awesome.
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