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A treat where you take perfectly good Gummie Bears and wipe them all up the anus region as if they were toilet paper.
In order for it to work well, there should not be poop stains on any, or the camp counselors might notice. Just the fact they've been up in there is nasty enough, trust me.
At a percussion camp, our school's drumline make a huge Ziploc bag of Grundle Bears that the college counselors snacked down. Yummy.
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a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.
I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.
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Dominant confident smart powerful big strong sexuality secure a man who is not
afraid to embrace his manhood because he knows who he is and what he is...an alpha bear, alpha bears are very masculine NOT just in their physical appearance but in their mind their heart
and in their soul as well, they wear full beards they are leaders not only by birth but by example they are hard workers who don't beat around the bush they are not lazy by any means they do what it takes to get things done they're goal oriented and will always stopping at nothing until the goal is accomplished no matter what it is, they believe in love and will protect who and what they love...they love to get the party started as well crashing it they are the soul providers for their families, packs, and teammates and when it comes to sex they know exactly what to do when where and exactly how to do it they believe in taking accountability for what they have done and they strongly believe in taking great care of themselves and those around them they love art, positivity, dirty jokes, creativity, music and good food these type of men they're C.E.O's grand fathers fathers husbands uncle's cousins nephews great nephew brothers sons friends soldier's lieutenants captain's generals admirals teachers they are entertainers like: dwayne "the rock" johnson and many other men who fit this category
Hey you see that guy right there damn i heard about him he's an alpha bear that means he's a real man there's nothing pussy about him
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A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear
Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping
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An individual who knows just enough about politics to repeat a talking point, but not enough to debate political issues from a neutral point of view. This is proven when they try to elaborate and defend their talking point.
"I feel like I'm babysitting these Trumpy Bears, because when I try to explain anything they fall back to the language that Limbaugh gave them, that even they themselves don't even understand."
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To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.
Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...
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the one who sweats while having sex
Last night I was having sex with an air bear
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