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Jonah: Hey Phil, what is sex?
Phil: it’s a fairytale, it’s not real, it’s fake, fake news Jonah.
When a mommy and daddy love each other veeeeery much…
Random Guy: I had sex with your mom
You: WHAT
it was a cold winter night and jack and mia wanted to have sex for the first time, jack finished his hot cocoa and called mia from the master bedroom. he screamed up the stairs *come down here right now, i hope u r horny*
she races down the stairs while quickly yanking her bra and underwear off, yelling *fuck me daddy,fuck me now* and gives him a blowjob. he cums all in her face moaning like hell when he got suprised by mia getting on top and pushing the dick in her pussy and moaning so hard that one thing led to another and they had sex.
*few days later*
mia: babe u know how we had sex? i think the condom broke because im pregnant
jack: ooh um bbg i was just horny... like i am now. sex- LOOK WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE BECAUSE U R A LONLEY SOUL WHO IS MASTURBATING. JUST GO ON PORNHUB AND SEARCH BIG TIT BABE ROUGH SEX.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO I WANT TO HAVE SEX NOW
Sex is something that you can't get no matter how hard you try
For ex: Bf: Let's have sex
Gf: Shut the fuck up and sleep bitch