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When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix
Dominic enjoys Mississippi cock stomp
Very large item for hitting objects
Hand me that Germunda cock so I can hit this stake
1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.
Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.
When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.
I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.
The little yellow or white rock found by the tip of the Penis cap, only found in a subset of the population usually circumcised peoples. Scientific name Smegma.
A painful thing to remove, is often from a collection of substances that are in contact with the groin accumulating in a single spot becoming solid and rough. Unlike periods most of the time it needs to be pulled out manually.
Girls "You will never understand what its like to have a period!"
Guy "Have you ever had a cock rock before?"
When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.
These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.