living at home with mom

Possible the worst and most painful experience you will ever have. Can Cause: negative effects while dating, frustration and insanely uncontrollable anger, guaranteed permanent damage for rest of life. GET OUT!

Better to live on street with bum than living at home with mom.

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I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

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home shopping network

The perfect oportunity for a bored housewife to buy a ton of useless shit on her husband's credit card.

$300 for a solar-powered toothbrush with a built-in hedge trimmer. I'll buy it!!

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Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)

Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!

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Home Owner

It literally means what it means

Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?

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Home Hill

Home Hill is a place in far north Queensland and is kinda remote. Its neighbouring town is Ayr but Ayr is full of absolute druggos (home hill is better). Home Hill is known for all the bitches, faggots, sluts, ranga's and who can forget the river mission boys in it. Every single weekend all teens in Home Hill go down to the river for sick river miss's but catch nothing and end up all drunk.
There isn't really anything to do in Home Hill beside go to parties with heaps of drugs and drinks or go up inky (Inkerman hill). There are barely any good shops here!
The high school here is called Home hill high and is full of retards. there are basically three groups at this school: the normal people (probs rich and good looking), the quiet nerds that go to the library at lunchtime and the scooter scurries that are all scum and smell like actual shit.
Home hill is also known as homo hill or the home hillbillies.

Whoever lives in Home Hill is probs stuck there for life cause all their family lives there.

let's go to the party in Home Hill

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Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.

Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!