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1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"
2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast
"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"
An early morning meal consisting solely of beer, in lieu of solid foods. Often served with dessert (more beer).
"The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more for dessert." - Johnny Cash enjoying a Johnny Cash breakfast in the song "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.
We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.
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The combination of energy drinks and painkillers in order to recover after an epic night in Las Vegas
Have a Las Vegas Breakfast and we will try to piece it together.
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Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.
Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".
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It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.
That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.
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A Hot Breakfast Sandwich is a sex act performed in the early morning hours. The act originated as a female on male sex act and is most common. However, the act can easily be performed male on female, male on male or female on female depending upon sexual orientation and preference.
In the traditional serving of a Hot Breakfast Sandwich, the female wakes up before her male partner. If not already naked, the female undresses and removes her panties. She then cautiously, without yet waking her partner, positions herself in a squatting position over her partner's face. Her ass and anus are positioned directly over his face with special attention given to targeting the nose and lips directly below the anal sphincter. This position can be accomplished by squatting and facing foward, however is recommended reverse style by facing the males legs.
Once in position, the female then drops her ass and rose bud directly onto the face of her male partner giving special attention to positioning to ensure that the male's nose and upper lip make direct contact with the sphincter. Once in position, the female should be seated with full force and if possible, pulling her butt cheeks to the sides with her hands to fully envelope her buttocks around her lover's face and creating the "sandwich".
The male will quickly awaken to the much welcomed surprise of being served a Hot Breakfast Sandwich and will begin providing a very gratifying analingus experience for the female.
Doreen woke up still randy from the night belore. Her backdoor was needing some special attention so he decided to give her boyfriend Carl a Hot Breakfast Sandwich. In between his gasps for air, Carl provided Doreen the tongue ride she was longing for.
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