Italian Swim Class

The act of taking someone to a body of water, with the sole intent of drowning them.

Once he found out she had cheated, her Italian swim class was inevitable.

Gym class warrior

That one super athletic kid in your gym class who tries too hard to win, and play with the gym teacher. They do this to show off their ability, but make it seem like that they don't actually care about winning.

We just lost dodgeball to a gym class warrior.
I felt bad when I lost volleyball to a gym class warrior, but then I realized that I had higher grades than him in all of my academic courses.

middle class injury

A joke term originated from Buzzfeed. It is used for referring unreal injuries while doing everyday things with middle-class (or not so) stuff.

I've got the most middle class injury ever. I sprained my hand while rinsing kale.

working class prostitute

a gutter rat. a pussy ass bitch. someone with no class whatsoever.

Meredith is such a working class prostitute

A fellow man of class

Cringy and on-point redditure used only in the most apt of circumstances to convey agreement and harmony between your fellow educated reddit people.

The specification of "man" in this phrase alludes to the common stereotype that only white anglosaxon males use Reddit, which is provable false.

IDrinkTooMuch7642: I don't like women often, but, when I do, I like them like I like my Android phone: fully charged and running a high-performance Linux operating system.

YouDrankTooMuch69: A fellow man of class I see.

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

Dave Algebra Class

the hottest man alive

i look just like dave algebra class dont i?
YES YOU DO !!!!!!!!!!1!1!!11!!!111111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!111111!111111111zZOMG