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Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night
That damn clock sucker
A person who loves telling people the time, even if they didn't ask.
Example of someone being a clock-sucker:
"Oh, hey, by the way, its half past ten. What do you mean you "didn't ask"?"
The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
Wow, Gerry! It's Gerbil O Clock! Everybody pray for Gerry!
When your age changes and your age number isnt on the clock anymore
Jaidah:I’m turning 13 this year i’m gonna be off the clock!! Mariah:I’ll be off the clock next year im still 12
a character in beauty and the beast. man turned to clock. a crazy tale. good nickname for a cody.
: “o my what is that”
: “me? o i’m cogsworth the clock”
How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.
My cock clock is usually about five minutes.
When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.