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(noun) (verb)
The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
Stud Muffin
Girl 1: Did you see the new guy?
Girl 2: Yeah! He's sooo foriegn!
Girl 3: Oh Long Duk Dong!
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noun: a very large spider with penis legs.
adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.
Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"
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Nathan Nowalk
Panama City, FL
230-1627
L: what's up wing wang dong!
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.
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After seeing an extremely attractive young man/woman the word Ding-Dong is exclaimed along with a long and exaggerated "Oh" sound.
Proclaiming Ding-Dong is also appropriate when there is a moment of sexual conotation or sexual innuendo
(hot guy walks past)
Dora: "OH-DING-DONG!"
Sarah: OMG you know that really hot guy David? We're gonna share a tent on the camping trip!"
Jess: OH-DING-DONG!!!
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Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.
I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.
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When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.
I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.
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