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A arrogant retard, self absorbed happy go lucky pretty boy that is hated by all who always seems to be around.
Damn! Fucking Todd is here again! That douche-kadoodle could be a bastard child of Snookie and "Mike" The Miz. Find a lot of them on the Jersey Shore, Hamptons, Miami, stupid or flashy clubs/bars and high schools/ colleges
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a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.
Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."
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Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.
this guy is a colonel douche
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A person or collection of people - usually friends - who walk obnoxiously slow down school, work, or other hallways. Ranging from young, middle school students to gatherings of gossiping mothers, the walkers therein make no effort to move to the side or otherwise out of the way to allow for flow of human traffic.
"Get out of the way, you damn douche walker"
(pl.) "Those stupid douche walkers are taking up all the space"
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a disease that infects mostly males.
however, rare cases have been discovered among females.
males who have been infected are generally known as douchebags.
females, likewise, are known as douchebaguettes.
symptoms:
smart-ass comments at inappropriate times, lack of a significant amount of brain cells, sexual urges with people you just met, sexual urges with people you've always known, sexual urges with old people, a constant need of multiple sexual partners, a constant demand for sexual favors at inappropriate times, a need to publicly talk about recent sexual acts, a need to publicly provide evidence of recent sexual acts, and of course a blatant disregard for the feelings of the "partner-of-the-moment".
also, rare cases of herpes have indirectly resulted from this wide-spread disease.
Did you hear that Matt and Katrina hooked up on Friday? He was passing around her underwear at lunch talking about what a slut she is.
Yeah, dude's totally a victim of Douche Flu.
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noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.
Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?
adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
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When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.
Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!
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