Pullin' A Family Guy

When one passes a joke from Family Guy off as their own.

Man, everyone thought that he was so funny but really he was just Pullin' A Family Guy over and over all night.

Kodak Family

Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.

*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family

John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family

Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?

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fucked up family

A family full of fucked up people, with messed up roles, genders and minds

A fucked up family is for example The kardashians

Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.

Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.

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Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.

this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

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Family Man

1.Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

2.Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)

1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)

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I have a family

Something people say when they are in a life threatening situation

Please don't shoot, I have a family, look (pulls out wallet)