franks and beans

puttin your mushroom headed warrior under a woman expericencing diarheaa and insert it into her mouthal region

i gave your mother some franks and beans last night, she was hungry, they were delectable

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Frank Garrett

Pseudonym of a Troll on Yahoo Answers. Frank Garrett has an Obama/Socialist icon as his avatar and posts hysterical, offensive, funny and just plain wrong questions and answers on Yahoo Answers. His talents are obvious and he's amassing a cult following

A few Questions Asked By Frank Garrett

I Think My Mom Is Dying. I Heard Her Moaning Last Night And Saying "OHHHH God! I'm Coming!" In Her Bedroom?

My Wife Just Ate A Bowl Of Chili And Is Still Hungry. Could She Be Cheating On Me?

I'm Trying To Get My Wife And Her Sister To Recreate 2 Girls 1 Cup For Me As An X-Mas Gift?

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Hanging with Uncle Frank

Reference to male masturbation. Refusing to participate in any activities other than staying home and wanking off for hours to internet porn.

Hey braaaaaahhh let’s head out later and hit the bars. No thanks. I’m home tonight hanging with uncle frank. You fuckin wanker.

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full and frank discussion

Polite term used within the UK railway industry for giving someone (usually but not exclusively another member of staff) a severe reprimand or right bollocking for something they had done wrong, even dangerous or that they had allowed to happen.

A full and frank discussion may occur in lieu of a more formal reprimand such as a Form One offence.

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don't touch that, it's franks

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

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frank lloyd wright

a famous architect a.k.a. GOD

1: Falling Water was built by God
2: Really? I thought it was built by Frank Lloyd Wright
3: Frank Lloyd Wright and God are synonymous. DUH!

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frank seal long

usually of a darker complection, often falls asleep while walking, to have a small penis or no penis at all, coined the phrase if you aint 280 you aint a lady. often syas the word shiiiiit

frank seal long wake the fuck up
i need a body for tow crew FRANK SEAL LONG!!!!!

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