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When mean looks are not enough, hipsters engage in verbal fights, trying to make the other person feel stupid. The most common hipster fight is when someone cuts in front of a hipster at a concert.
I saw this awesome hipster fight at the Wilco show when these girls pushed their way to the front row.
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1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.
2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.
"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"
"Please die. Now. "
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Hipster fucks are people who think they are so cool by their laid back "lack of trendiness- I dont try to be cool" when really they are defeating what they are saying by their own disguised trendiness. Responsible for the new boy band, they usually dislike anything remotely accepted because it is remotely accepted, and instead turn to the accepted things within their own circles (which everyone likes anyways so they are again defeatng the purpose). characterized by their scarves in the summer and shirts with what they think are obscure band names on them, and greasy hair, they are truly the definition of hypocrits.
"Man look at that hipster fuck. He's so dumb that he will read this definition and agree,'yeah I hate those posers!'when it really describes himself."
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Inspired by the term "hitler youth", a hipster youth is someone ages 13-17 who is too indie for their age, and will one day become a full-fledged hipster. Basically a teen hipster.
By age 16 Joe had already gone to every music festival in the United States, wears too tight skinny jeans, and sports ironic facial hair. He is a hipster youth.
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(As opposed to Brooklyn hipsters.)
The original hipsters: non-bike riding, non-beard growing, non-hoodie wearing, non-chubby chasing hipsters.
Males wear high-end jeans instead of levis. Females wear high-end jeans instead of frumpy thrift store frocks. Manhattan hipsters are generally more glamorous, and lead more glamorous lives, than Brooklyn hipsters. When "hanging out" in Brooklyn they will usually choose to do so somewhere south of Atlantic ave. as to avoid the dirty white trash heretics of north Brooklyn.
See the strokes
"Now that he goes to NYU, David is slowly becoming a manhattan hipster."
"Just be grateful he isn't becoming a brooklyn hipster."
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1. "Men" in their 20's or 30's who aspire to look like late 70's porn stars with enough hair to be confused for half-yeti/half-serial rapist.
2. Effeminate man with emaciated structure and no body hair. May be seen wearing track shorts, short enough as to show off their testicles, to prove that they are actually male.
Hipster Male
1.
Dude, I just saw Ron Jeremy in a speedo and a unicorn sweatshirt. He was drinking shitty beer and giving away candy to children.
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Dude, is that a chick? I can't tell, I'm blinded by all the body glitter and I think I see a tube top.
Nah, that's a dude, and apparently he likes to vagazzle his balls.
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1.Someone who deliberately puts his or herself at a disadvantage in a video game, typically a FPS, by using the weakest and/or least popular guns, or a gun that is poorly suited for the situation. They believe that if they do so, and still obtain some level of success, that it makes them more skilled than everyone else.
2. In a shooting game, the opposite of a tryhard.
It is my belief that "weapons hipster syndrome" results from a deep insecurity on the part of the hipster. They refuse to level the playing field, as that would truly test their skill, and if they were unable to succeed on said level playing field, they would have no excuse and nothing to fall back on, as they could no longer blame their gun. It may also result in a desire to be different, which can be caused by insecurity as well.
Occasionally, a weapons hipster will go so far as to suggest that a serious competitive player stop using powerful guns, even when facing other serious competitive players that are using powerful guns.
Person 1: So yeah here is some more bf3 m16a3 gameplay/black ops 2 skorpion evo gameplay
Person 2: BE A MAN AND STOP USING OP GUNS! I HAVE THOUSANDS OF KILLS WITH THE WORST GUN IN THE GAME, SO I'M BETTER THAN YOU. EVERYONE USES SAME GUN EXCEPT ME
Person 1: Lol I looked at your profile. your K/D is 0.86
Person 2: THATS CUZ I ONLY USE WORST GUN
Person 1: you're such a weapons hipster
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