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A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
Someone who fucks all the time. He pulls all of the ladies in the world. They love his receding curly hair and his facial pubes. He also has the Guinness World Record for having the largest cock.
Girl 1: Do you know Matt Pfeffer?
Girl 2: No but I heard he has a huge cock!
Girl 1: Yeah I wasn’t able to walk for a week after.
When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.
Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.
Dude 2: I can't walk!!
Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!
Matt Smith is such a daddy
A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.
I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape
The feeling of being absolutely stoned.
Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?
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