mexican lust

A fucking hot grown Mexican lady(mexicanlust.com)who i would like to fuck so bad,man ill rock her pussy to sleep,and divide her to thick bubble cheecks into half wit my fat 7-inch cock,all make her moan so load,all of Mexico will hear her.Damn,Mexican grow women ar so fucking hot.

Bob:Dude, i saw Mexican Lust last night on TV,and i nearlly cummed just from her sight.

Scott:Really,do u have a pic??

Bob:Yea sure,here.

Scott:HHHOOLLYY SHHIT!!!!!!will u please excuse me for a second?

(Quietly but exictedly Scott walks to the other room and nearly cums all over the place.)

Bob:AWW,u got some one my face!

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Mexican Hulk

When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.

Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.

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professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

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Mexican Blower

The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.

Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.

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mexican nachos

Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.

Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?

Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.

Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?

Cracka: That's american nachos.

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Mexican Swish

The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around

Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED

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mexican army

Mostly a French expression "armée mexicaine" in reference to the Mexican Revolution, where the Revolutionary Army, including many of its generals, was seen from the outside as composed mainly of peasants with no military training.

The phrase underlies the inability to lead with several inconsistent contractors, and especially an organization where everyone holds an honorary position.

That company operates as the mexican army!

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