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Main Entry: douche park (หdรผsh pรคrk)
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
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gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
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Willow Park is a supporting character of The Owl House. She is friends with Luz, Amity, and Gus, who attend the same magic school as her, Hexside. She was formerly on the Abomination Track but is now on the Plant Track. Willow is naturally very gifted at plant magic, but since she was forced into the abomination track, many characters assumed she was incompetent.
witch 1: wow, willow canโt even make an abominationโฆ
witch 2: well, willow park is good at plant magic! you should see her do that instead!
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A crazy Korean that shouts at everything and doesn't really care about girls.
Wow that guys is such a Shawn Park.
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A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think itโs normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school donโt say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you canโt tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, donโt stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, partyโs are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.
My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?
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A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.
"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."
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The act of parking a vehicle across two parking places to assert dominance and avoid door dings. Whether the vehicle is backed in or pulled in is irrelevant. Typically the act of hard parking is done by backing the car into the spots diagonally.
Look at Troy hard parking the his piece of sh*! Honda, what a chach-bag.
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a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
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