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Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)
Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)
1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.
See also:
gigantic douche park (or "GDP")
1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"
Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
Willow Park is a supporting character of The Owl House. She is friends with Luz, Amity, and Gus, who attend the same magic school as her, Hexside. She was formerly on the Abomination Track but is now on the Plant Track. Willow is naturally very gifted at plant magic, but since she was forced into the abomination track, many characters assumed she was incompetent.
witch 1: wow, willow can’t even make an abomination…
witch 2: well, willow park is good at plant magic! you should see her do that instead!
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
A easy girl, often referred to a quick lay or a slut.
"She's free parking, man. I know at least seven guys she's been with in the past year."
The act of parking a vehicle across two parking places to assert dominance and avoid door dings. Whether the vehicle is backed in or pulled in is irrelevant. Typically the act of hard parking is done by backing the car into the spots diagonally.
Look at Troy hard parking the his piece of sh*! Honda, what a chach-bag.
A parking spot that appears to be empty, but as you get closer is filled by a small car or motorcycle.
Chad - "Oh look, there is a parking spot right by the door!"
Brittney - "Damn, phantom parking! A MINI is in the spot!"
The act of parking your car as though you just survived a nuclear fallout. Often times parked in the way or simply stopped where ever they feel like it as though they just died or ran out of gas.
Jeff pulled into the driveway and threw the truck in park, blocking 2 cars and the sidewalk with his fallout parking.