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when your cock hurts so much you put it out of its misery
did you hear that Jerry had a simp
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(S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
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A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.
"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"
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A simp is a crybaby who can't get pussy no matter how hard he tries. A simp will go and offer a shoulder to cry on or be overly nice to women in order to get with them, and when it doesn't work out, they cry about it for two weeks and move on to their next prey. A simp will do anything to get pussy. A simp will pay for food, bills, buy gifts and act like a bitch in general just to get pussy. A true simp will try to fuck anything with a pussy. Ultimately, he chases after mediocre to below average pussy from females who probably deserve whatever they are getting. Simps are punks, bottom feeders, and laughable. They are antisocial fake depressed weebs who can't use their own skills to get pussy, so they prey on females who should just be left alone to deal with whatever they created. They are the worst type of fuckboys and should be avoided at all costs.
SUCKERS WHO
IDOLIZE
MEDIOCRE
PUSSY
Davis offered his best girl friend a shoulder to cry on when her boyfriend broke up with her. She saw his dick and said it was too small. Then she proceeded to ask him if he was a virgin, he said yes then he cried on her shoulder. What a simp.
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Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.
Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?
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