number 2 pee

When a Dude takes a leak standing up. with his pants down around his ankles

Mike " Im gonna take a number 2 pee"
The Boys " Dude the cops are right over there! "

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i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997

Spamton

HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

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Prime Number Age Theory

A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"

When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.

A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.

Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....

"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"

"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"

**HIGH FIVE**

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two number 9's

Two number 9's originated from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in 2004. During Mission 5, "Drive Thru", Carl, Ryder, Sweet, and Smoke go to Cluckin' Bell. Smoke orders two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

The meme became so popular that it spread all over Youtube and the internet, but nobody knew where it originated from.

two number 9's:

(it's not an inside joke, but i don't know how this would be put in)

Guy 1: Hey, what do you want from Taco Bell?

Guy 2: ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.

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look out for number 1

the nonexistent criminal boss fortniters pretend is out there and everybody needs to look out for them or implications of violence are suggested. they don't want to go to jail

Bro i wouldn't talk about him he's in the mob remember look out for number 1

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