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Elephant Pants

That mean girl in high school who discovered crystals. She thinks she is an “empath” because she felt bad for another human being. One time. Probably has an arrow/dream catcher/elephant tattoo. Aspires to go to Thailand one day.

Brody’s girlfriend is a total elephant pants, she finds meaning to life by sharing inspirational quotes on instagram.

by BAH549 June 25, 2019


Pink Elephant

A homosexual political conservative.

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room

by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019


Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant - A person who in reality is a Communist, Fascist, or Socialist, who claims to be a Republican.

He ran as a conservative Republican, but he's only a pink elephant.

by ronkon August 26, 2019


Elephant in a Dryer

A behavior women are irresistably attracted to in which a male suitor spins his flacid penis repeatedly while making elephant noises for effect.

The motion of the penis invokes a mental image of an elephant spinning around in a dryer, thus arousing the female into initiating sexual contact and ovulating uncontrollably.

Hey you!

(whips it out)
ELEPHANT IN A DRYER!

Female says "TAKE ME NOW!"

by ShartyPants June 25, 2015