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Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 17, 2024


Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 16, 2023


Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024


system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by December 18, 2023


system QB

a quarterback who fucking sucks because they have no talent yet succeeds only because of their offensive system/teammates

"man that qb got no arm talent whatsoever. how is he doing so good??"
"because he's a system qb"

by samawesomesauce December 18, 2023


Court system

Like the grief/tragedy sympathy industry, the court system doesn't give a fuck about you, they're not on your side.

Of course the court system will defend vaccine mandates and limiting people's rights to refuse a vaccine, people have no rights, and trying to fight for them in court is a waste of their time.

by The Original Agahnim December 6, 2021


Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)

"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."

by Computerised Rectal Exam January 19, 2024