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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Hello M'lady. Would you like to have this sweet little thing called sex?
sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.
"My parents had sex last night..."
"that must be rough knowing that man
When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
When you get to the best part of a book and you can't stop reading
OMG I'm about to have sex I can feel it.
i was sitting in the bathroom at school. The show was in 2 hours and i was so nervous. the bathroom was huge. Then i heard a knock on the door. I opened it. It was zach, the sexiest man alive. His muscles showed through his shirt and he was sweaty. i closed and locked the door behind him. "Hi" he said , he held my hand. He pulled me toward him. I didnt resist as we kissed. he took off his shirt. i licked his chest for a long time. He grabbed my breasts. I held his head as i grabbed the hard lump in his pants. "Take your pants off," i commanded. he did it fast. And i saw the largest penis ever. It was 8 inches long. I licked the tip and started sucking it. his glans turned red. The sensation drove him crazy as he moaned for more. i got naked. I stood up and pushed him against the wall. i put his penis inside my vagina. "OH MY GOD, dont stop amber!". he grabbed and licked my tits. we were having sex. He was shallow fucking me "GO HARDER, " i demanded. i felt his penis move in and out of me. "you're fucking amazing." he started cumming in my vagina. he pushed all 8 inches into me and that gave me an orgasm. one push and i screamed his name in pure joy. He took it all out and then put it back in. i orgasmed for 5 minutes as he lay next to me and i felt his cum in me. We got dressed as we eyed each other. we promised that later we will have sex again and again as i frenched him. I pulled away and he smiled. I opened the door and went to the stage.
The opposite of gender, made up by biologists to sell more estrogen and testosterone.
"Hey man, gender and sex are the same"
"Strange, because I don't remember having gender with your dad last night"
Girl: OMG ITS LIAM
Liam: hey want something?
Girl: I WANT SEX
Liam: Sorry im on my way to the gym, get outta my way you wh*re