July 23

My amazing boyfriends birthday <33

1: why’s July 23 rd special to you anyways?
me: it’s my bfs birthday, duh!

6👍 6👎

july 22

People born on this day have to biggest dicks ever!

Person1- yo aren't u born on july 22
person2- yeah
person1- no way, u have to biggest dick ever
person2- mhmmm jus fax

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July 13

July 13 is when a lightskin nigga is born with a grower not a show-er

“It’s Elijahs birthday”
“Doesn’t he have a smeat?”
“But isn’t it July 13?”

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4th of july

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.

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july 8

my baby’s birfday

july 8 is my fav persons birfday (jayden)

July 8

July 8 is where the most GORGEOUS or HANDSOME people were born,
They're the most nicest living on earth

I was born on july 8 so yea...

TO PEOPLE WHO BORN ON JULY 8 I JUST WANNA SAY CONGRATULATION. AND LOVE YA

<3 ♡

"i was botn on july 8"
"thats why you're hot"
"yea i know"

Julie Turner

Julie Turner defines as a young, experienced philosopher who may eat their own victims at their own pleasure, using aggressive, mlg, communist slurs to such person's children and excessive neo-nazi attractions at the headquarters of Derby.

Often shortened to julieh.

Harvey: Woah did you just see that woman, damn, I'd bring her home, make her a good dinner and fuck her.
Tom: Harvey are you ridiculous, that rare species is a Julie Turner! You better be careful she doesn't decrease the surplus population!