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"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
When you surprise a girl by having your soft dick in a taco shell waiting for her. When she see's it you get hard, breaking (Hulking out of) the taco shell.
Molly made tacos last night so I surprised her after with the Mexican Hulk.
When you wrap your dick in a tortilla and she start sucking while moaning chop choo!
That shit was crazy how she do that Mexican railroad .
The art of getting ones dick sucked (preferably from a Canadian) while simultaneously having ones asshole sucked (preferably from a Mexican).
Canada was chugging my cock when all of the sudden I heard a knock at the door. Manuel barged in and began to suck my asshole with an airtight seal. At first I was confused, but soon I gently placed my hands on top of Canada's and Manuel's head, I smiled and whispered "Mexican Siphon".
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The kind of nasty, long, loud, rip-roaring fart you only get after eating Mexican Cuisine.
Timmy: Rips Loud One
Josh: "Oh my God, that was fucking horrible!"
Timmy: Sorry, Mexican blower, I went to the Taqueria earlier.
Nachos in the true fashion: only perfectly triangular chips are used, and each individual chip is stacked with cheese, meat, beans, ect. one by one. They are then carefully broiled for an authentic hor dourve.
Gringo: Why are my mexican nachos taking so long?
Cracka: Because they are decorating each individual chip.
Gringo: You're kidding! Don't they just dump chips on a plate and slop chili n' stuff over it?
Cracka: That's american nachos.
The act of putting on a sombrero onto someones head and placing your balls into their mouth and swishing them around
Amus: EYYYYYY PANTAHOE
Alex: You better watch yourself or you are gna get MEXICAN SWISHED