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Ahahahahahaha! That's hilarious because, yeah, he just loses immediately if that's allowed! Ha!
Hym "THAT. IS. HILARIOUS! Nate puts him in a standing guillotine at the end of the fight. Hahaha! Love it. I goota check the highlights quick I didn't know that was a thing that was happening tonight."
When two shy pee-ers stand next to each other on urinals, both of them waiting for the other to piss so they themselves can piss in solitude.
- Dude, why did you take so long? You almost missed the entire movie!
-Yeah I know, I had a Swedish Stand-off with a guy at the urinal
Erik Sierra's favorite sex position.
Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.
Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.
Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.
*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.
sapphire’s boyfriend/fiancé/husband
sapphire : oh yes my boyfriend freddie standing is bloody perfect