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Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
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When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.
Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.
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Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.
Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.
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Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.
Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"
When a person is cheap or frugal
When it was time for Steve to buy a round of drinks last night, he bolted and said he had to leave. Man that guy is tighter than 2 coats of paint
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An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.
Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.
A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!
Yeah Bob?
I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
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