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A dick so small that it blows in the wind like a single strand of hair
Hey tom would you use your Hair dick again to reset my calculator? My pen is too big
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An old person, but especially a slick, well-dressed retiree that still thinks that they have it going on.
After the U of A game, all the Arizona blue hairs made a run for the border to score some cheap Viagra in Nogales.
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Someone who does not wash their hands after taking a dump. The behavior of running their hands through their hair in the mirror on the way out is sometimes observed.
Did Monica hear that Chandler's a dirty shit hair??!!
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Nasty. Nasty. Nasty.
Bitch, shave yo' pussy hair fo I knock yo skank ass out!
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Long, tousled, teased and feathered female hairstyle that gives females the appearance of a woman who has just been released from the county jail. Primarily a fashion of rural white American subcultures and usually only achieved through an excess of aerosol hairspray.
Randy's new girl Jo-Bob has got a coupla nice kids and she gets him free stuff from her job at the Wal-Mart, but she's got the worst county hair I've ever seen!
See the mother in the popular internet meme "Redneck Family Portrait" for an example.
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Similar to "hair of the dog" meaning a beer to cure a hangover, except "hair of the cat" typically means a second date, rendezvous, etc with a girl that you hung out with a few days before. Contrary to popular opinion, it does NOT mean just "sex". It can mean that you had an awesome date and want to see her again, that you've been missing her and can't stop thinking about her, etc.
Or it can mean that you just haven't fucked your gf in a few days and you're missing her pussy as much as you're missing her.
Steve: Totally craving some hair of the cat, man. Wednesday night was awesome.
Dave: So I'll go ahead and assume you'll be too busy for our fantasy football league this year....
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