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my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 22, 2020


Abbigail Evans

An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.

When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.

Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.

I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”

by I.love.my.non.cat??? June 19, 2022


evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024


Evan Grossman

The piece of gum that sticks to your shoe

"FUCK I stepped in an Evan Grossman"

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018


Evan Carrot

Carrot boy is dankiest person

Boy:Yo I'm so like Evan Carrot

The worst possible state

by Carrot mannn May 23, 2017


robert tyrone evans III

sexy

robert tyrone evans III

by letitbebob June 26, 2009


Evan Montague

biggest simp

Evan Montague is the biggest simp

by dick qwide April 18, 2020