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When a guy and a girl make an unbelievably obvious attempt to slip away from social activities in order to have a make-out sesh.
Mike: Dude, I can't believe Brenda doesn't know about Dylan and Kelly.
Krista: Yeah, they have totally been checking on the Dog.
The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.
Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and
Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"
When you take advantage of the passive and submissiveness of people and a situation for personal gain based on your belief in your personal freedoms.
The man crossed the street during a green light preventing the flow of traffic claiming you can't hit me, "I'm protected by pedestrian right of way laws, you can't hit me" as the cars honked. This man is freedom checking the people around him feeling entitled to his personal freedom.
It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.
Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”
When someone blows you off way past the typical Rain-check. Just happens, ya know?
Sorry babe, I have to babysit my little sister again. Typhoon check?
When someone around your area is absolutely enormous
Oscar: Fat CHECK!!!
Logan: Bro not cool I only ate 12 big macs, 20 piece nuggets, 5 Charli's from Starbucks, and a fat cock!
not cool :C