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When a married women uses her left hand to jerk a guy off and he dribbles his splooge all over her wedding ring et al.
She pumped my hot dog so hard I splashed a hotload on the rings of her left hand.... ok so it's a reach
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Three movies about a bunch of midgets walking to a volcano.
It was a shame that Frodo from Lord Of The Rings stopped walking at the edge of the volcano and didn't take another few steps.
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the act of inserting a dinga (extacy) up ones rectum to achieve enhanced absorption only to be greated with a stinging sensation as the user realise the now shelved dinga is burning their insides.
dom: oi kesh how'd that dinga go down
Kesh: fuck me stupid, its a real ring stinger!
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A brown butt hole,(rather than pink) Caused by years of bad wiping.
Porn stars get their poop-rings bleached.
5👍 8👎
Never trust a man wearing a pinky ring.
That guy with the greasy fashion mullet and diamond pinky ring looks like a sex offender.
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insult, insinuating a person enjoys being worn on a cock (like the literary term)
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The brown residue left over after a man inserts his pinky into another man's anus.
M:Do you think Scott is Gay?
F:Well yeah, didnt you see his pinky rings from last night?
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