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A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right
It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass
A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
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The former guitarist/backup vocalist from Panic! At The Disco. Also, the only man I know who can apply eye makeup better than me.
Ryan Ross is super cute! He can also apply eye makeup better than I can, but okay.
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The only man the Boys would fuck with no socks
We would all fuck Ryan Reynolds if given the chance.
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A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...
**Fact check:
-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels
the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is
just..there. OVERALL, good company.
-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,
filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.
Negative side:
-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you
and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because
they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?
-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.
1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)
2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)
Ryan Bergara is the creator, executive producer and co-host of the hit show, Buzzfeed Unsolved.
This show is hosted by the dynamic duo Ryan Bergara and his best friend, Shane Madej.
Ryan considers himself to be a believer and the Unsolved fandom is more commonly known as ' ghouligans' or the 'unsolvedfam' which is divided into two groups: believers (boogaras) or skeptics (shaniacs).
Fans of Ryan Bergara describe him as funny, relatable, and cute.
He is very fond of sports, popcorn, movies and theme parks.
Me: Do you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Its my all time favorite show!
Friend: Yes oh my god, I definitely relate to Ryan Bergara.
Me: Me too! I consider myself to be a believer.
A fedora wearing kiddo that is socially awkward and says your mom jokes
Mickle: Hey guys I got some chicken nuggets today
Ryan Hatris: Your mom got some chicken nuggets today (tips fedora)
Mickle: Aw man, Ryan Hatris you got me this time