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A stone that is made of or creates cum. The stone is usually blue and is presented in fontcest fan art (unfortunately)
“Bro is that the cum stone”
“it’s a blanket”
“but blue”
“No”
“cum”
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When you pass a kidney stone while cumming on a woman's forehead.
Yo did you hear what Ralph did to that girl last night?
Yeah I heard he did The Mind Stone on his bitch.
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You're Stone Age You Wouldn't Even Know What To Do With It
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The stoned master is the cannabis high martial arts counterpart version of the drunken master, but better because the high not only relaxes the body and mind but it gives clarity and focus with more perception in a fight. The stoned master is more healthy and agile as well with euphoric confidence. Eddie Bravo is one of the stoned masters of the MMA league.
Eddie Bravos skills improve every time he smokes and gets high and becomes the stoned master in the MMA ring. With his incredible focus of being high he is always one step ahead of his opponent.
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A sexual move of which when you’re eating your significant others buttocks, you ask them to fart towards your eye giving you pink eye. Leaving a longing stoned look.
Person 1: ‘Man are you stoned?’
Person 2: ‘Nah dude, I got stoned eyes’
Person 3: ‘ayyyyy my fucking dude’
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A man who, after a divorce, cuts off his ring finger so he'll never remarry.
The stone heart's symbol was his missing ring finger.
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A hard bogey that hurts to pick. Scratching your nose and making you bleed.
"Oi!! Stop picking your nose Chris!"
"Sorry Leah I had a bogey stone that just needed to come out....my god it hurts...."
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