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ARMY (n.): Slang. A girl who’s unbeatable at keeping high streaks (Snapchat, fitness, study goals, whatever)—because, like a literal army, she’s disciplined, resilient, and thrives under pressure.
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A girl so freakishly good at maintaining streaks she might actually be powered by nuclear-grade coffee and spite. She’s the undefeated general of Snapchat wars, the queen of "last active 0m ago," and the unrelenting overlord of commitment. She doesn’t just keep streaks—she annihilates the possibility of breaking them.
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"Bro, she’s got a 1000-day streak with everyone—she’s a total ARMY."
Or for a more playful context:
"Only an ARMY can keep up with that level of commitment. I’d forget on Day 3."
"Bro, she’s got a 2,000-day streak with 17 people and a dog. If that’s not ARMY behavior, IDK what is."
"Missed one day and lost a 1000-day streak. She called me weak and said, 'An ARMY doesn’t quit.' I’ve never been the same since."
“Dude, I lost a 900-day streak once and cried for a week. How does she have a 2,347-day streak with her mom, her ex, and her dog groomer?”
“She’s an ARMY, man. You don’t question it—you just respect it.”
“She lost power for 48 hours, but somehow her streak survived.”
“She sent streaks with smoke signals, bro. Literal smoke. She’s the ARMY. She IS the apocalypse.”
“I heard she once crossed three time zones in one day just to keep a streak alive.”
“She’ll survive nuclear winter by sending snaps with the fallout clouds as her filter.”
B: Do you see these people there?
C: Oh yeah they are ARMYs also knows as pathetic clowns
A cult following the Korean boy group BTS, intense brainwashing is required to join the cult, all logic and reason being replaced by ridiculous beliefs (some examples: they decided everything themselves, bighit is a wonderful family not a corporation hell bent on making money and nothing else, 6 seconds is a fair amount time for a member to have on a song and barely audible backing vocals count as lines and a dancer trained for over 15 yrs to stand at the back and watch others who can't dance as well as he can and is happy about it); another requirement for joining is to be exceptionally dumb.
These dumb ARMY are a bunch of brainwashed cult followers
an ARMY is a fan of the boy band BTS.
Person #1: are you an army?
Person #2: yes
Not a soldier but brave and stronger who will protect these seven angel
Example
Armys: every human loves bts
Hater: but i dont
Armys: i said humans not aliens
the worst fucking fandom ever.
"omg no is that an army"
"DID SOMEONE SAY BTS??? OMG WHO'S YOUR BIAS? FAVORITE SONG? HOW MUCH MERCH DO YOU OWN?? GOD I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL JHOPE WILL MARRY ME SKSKKSKS AND I OOP THEY ARE THE BEST BOYGROUP EVER AND MUCH MORE LEGENDARY THAN THE BEATLES!!!!!!"
The absolute most toxic fandom and if you ever have a friend who is one you better be careful. They're a fandom of the popular boy band called BTS, consisting of JUNGKOOK TAEHYUNG NAMJOON JHOOOOOOPE SUGA JIMIN AND JIN
person one: hey do you like bts?
person two: yess i am an army FiGhTiNg
person one: k cool
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