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The day you blow your man or any random dude
I’m looking forward to blowjob day!
The same way that you lower the top of a convertible car to experience something different, a convertible blowjob is a similar process where a person removes the dental prosthetics and engages in fellatio.
The other day my grandmother took her dental prosthetics out and gave me a convertible blowjob.
A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?
Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.
You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”
what it's called when a girl gives a guy head while he's playing halo. the term comes from 'halo' so meaning the girl will be an 'angel.' this is a common fantasy for guys.
"I got a killing spree while getting a angel blowjob" -Dave
"Successful night? I think so." -Friend
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when you give a handjob with a puppet
yo yo yo puppet blowjob