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mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

by snootch87 January 10, 2008

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blue crush

a really kool movie about three surfers. But one of the girls wants to go pro and when shes gettin ready to go to pipematers she falls for this football player.

1: Have you seen Blue Crush?
2: Yeah its a really kool movie!

by Ginger April 10, 2004

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my crush

An amazing boy at bhms but I moved so DM me for his name!

My crush is... DM me for more!

by Uglychick!... March 27, 2016

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Facebook Crush

When friends incessantly comment on each other's posts even though they don't really know each other that well.

Man 1: I just went to the Chelsea Flower Show and wish I had a big garden!
Man 2: Why don't you move to Melbourne and you can :-)
Man 1: Funny, I was going to write that! xx
Man 2: Looking forward to seeing you in Madrid. Four more weeks! Woohoo.
Man 1: Can't wait! xx
Man 3: Boy, you two have a Facebook Crush going on...

by FBPundant May 27, 2011

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Boom Crush

The action made when an enemy (from both in-game and IRL) is epically defeated by Brute Force or any other forcible manner in which the enemy is totally demolished.

Steve: "How did you even kill that thing?"

Mike: "I Boom Crushed it."

Steve: "Wow..."

by Vex Skyler October 5, 2011


Crush that muff

Eating vagina.

Yo, bro, did you crush that muff last night?

by Vagimothafuckinizzleface April 26, 2019


Crush crack

The breaking point to wich the lines of friendship and romance in a relationship between two people are blurred to complete utter confusion resulting in frustration, IE: vague text replys, mixed signals, and lack of acknowledgment for the other person on an affectionate level. This is usually in the case of having a crush on an individual who's ambiguous responses leave the other individual riddled with hormonal rage till they flip either their shit or dignity to somehow save face before falling victim to the friend zone, thus leading to a climax of arguing, interrogation or abandonment of an ambiguous crush, thus cracking under pressure.

John: hey how's that thing going with Sally?

James: I just flipped shit and told her to stop leading me on, she wasn't being direct enough, I didn't know if she really liked me back

John: sounds like you had Crush Crack

by Atticus Bukowski November 16, 2013