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Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.
If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.
When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.
"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC
Use this instead of Hell yeah to impress your mom!
Brother: HELL YEAH MAN!
Mom: LANGUANGE JONATHAN!
Me: Hawk-yeah.
Mom: I'm so proud of you Timmy
A tall light skin with curly hair. Prolly from Africa, like Ethiopia, Sudan or Somalia. A kind perosn with straight A’s!
“ I’m feeling really Esahac ( ES-HAWK) today
Hawking Radiation is known to be black-body radiation that many scientists or Hawking predicts that is predicted to be released by many black holes. It is also known to reduce the mass and rotational energy created by black holes and therefore is called or AKA black hole evaporation. Black holes that are known to not gain more mass would most likely vanish or automatically disappear and explode about two times the Hiroshima-Nagaski explosion combined.
Boy: Is Hawking Radiation Reliable?
Teacher: Yes, but there are some problems as known as the Trans-Planckian problem.
Blade hawk karate was created in the year 1463 by the Holy Sensai Derek.
"Blade hawk karate is run by the Holy sensai derek"
When performing fellatio, aka giving head, sucking dick, giving a blowjob, sometimes the performer needs to spit on it to give proper lubrication to bring the recipient to climax.
Made famous in 2024 by a viral video, it is taking the meme world by storm.
“I was giving my boyfriend head last night, and I had to give it a big ‘ol’ Hawk Thua, to lube it up good. It was sexy as fuck and he came so quick!”
Too wide to be a Mowhawk, too narrow to be a crew cut. It's the crew-hawk.
Hey Talia, check out that epic bleach-tipped crew-hawk coming up on your left!