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shoe obsession disorder

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.

"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.

by OMGShoesss February 24, 2011


B&E Shoes

Shoes that the common black male would wear such as AIR Jordans and Air Force Ones, termed B&E shoes by Law Enforcement for the fact that many of the scenes of a burgulary will have a AIR Jordan or Air Force One foot prints in the dirt

Detective: The Evidence Technician just told me he photographed a couple of B&E shoes prints in the dirt by the window. Cop: im not at all surprised at all.

by FlintEastWood December 25, 2011


car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

by vanillasparkle November 5, 2018

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fucking clown shoes

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

by Woolly January 25, 2005

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clown shoes

Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up

That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...

by Payne January 17, 2004

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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outrรฉ clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

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pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

by Weng Chow October 15, 2007