Cheese Trouble

Polite term used to describe very moldy cheese, particularly handy when someone is squeamish about mold. Term first coined by You Tube icon Dr Ashen describing the packaging of some Stay Fresh Cheese Bags bought from 99p stores which have the picture of two black lumps of cheese on the front. He comments, "Black cheese is not fresh cheese. If your cheese has gone black, you are in cheese trouble!"

I'm just going to Tesco to get some more Cheddar, as we're in Cheese Trouble.

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Cheese Dicking

Someone who doesn't try to push themselves while exercising.

Hey truszkowski, why are you cheese dicking the run? You let the slowest guy beat you.

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Fuck cheese

(n.) The leftover buildup of orgasmic fluids around the head of the penis after a sexual encounter. Usually discovered when dried to a white crust the following morning.

That girl was so hot it took a jackhammer to get the fuck cheese off!

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Piercing Cheese

The smell that comes from streched earlobe piercings when you pull on them.

I almost puked when I smelled the piercing cheese coming from my streched ear.

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Brown Cheese

Brown cheese is the drying spunk residue of particularly unclean anal sex with large amounts of fecal matter. The combination of drying gizz and faeces producing a cheesy substance.

The taste of which is particularly favoured by Norwegian men

John really enjoyed the brown cheese after his and Kristian's lustful night following their curry the night before.

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cheese-

also known as brent;
A man of remarkable.
Truely awesome at what he.
Always without a doubt the most.

*bluesteel*
*look daddy I'm making a cow*
*See my silohette through the curtain*

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cheese

crack-cocaine

Tonight we gettin some cheese to smoke on

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