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The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.
I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.
One of two things, Either you later your hand in hot sauce and grope the berries or you wrap your hand with thorns and give a handy.
He wants to do it with me so bad. I'll give him a hellish handshake and see how much he likes that!
A time-honored tradition when two gentlemen from Vermilion, Alberta haven't seen each other in an extended period of time. The basic procedure is to drop your hand down straight down in a loose fist so your palm and fingers have enough opening to accept an object. Once the object is in hand, one quickly moves their hand from left to right in a rapid, deliberate manner. The issuer of the Vermilion Handshake is not to make eye contact with the other individual - that process is the Aggressive Vermilion Handshake and won't be covered in this module.
Chris & Curtis hadn't seen each other in years, so when they ran into each other at the Exhibition they popped the top on a couple of PBR's and exchanged a quick round of Vermilion Handshakes.
The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength
"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"
In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.