Sarsons her speedball

the action of spraying the rear of a bitches throat with sticky white love piss

" ere check her out, i could just sarsons her speedball"

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pissed on her kids.

A glaring look.

All I did was ask if I could borrow her minge for a wank, and she looked at me like I'd just pissed on her kids.

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Mossio-muff-her

Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.

Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?

So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?

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whats her face

The most unpopular member of wordTeen Girl Squad.

Whats her face you can go to the thrift store.

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Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

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pee in her butt

The extent of relationship advice that most GameFAQs users can give

1: "I really need help. There's this girl I really like, but I can't get her to notice me. What do I do?"
2: "Pee in her butt!"

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honk her horn

When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout, curse, etc. from her.

Dick was driving the bus on Jane when he decided to honk her horn. She yelled and moaned in approval!

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