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Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD
Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.
Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.
"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli
"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.
Shoes that the common black male would wear such as AIR Jordans and Air Force Ones, termed B&E shoes by Law Enforcement for the fact that many of the scenes of a burgulary will have a AIR Jordan or Air Force One foot prints in the dirt
Detective: The Evidence Technician just told me he photographed a couple of B&E shoes prints in the dirt by the window. Cop: im not at all surprised at all.
Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.
I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!
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A joke. Worthless.
See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes
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Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up
That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...
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A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.
Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.
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By nature it happens to the most unluckiest people to ever roam this earth...they walk and manage to stand in dog poo.
A poo shoe menace is a poo shoe predator, they seem to attract dog poo to the shoe all the time.
Also noted, is that these subjects, seem to be the only people to ever manage to stand in dog dirt and not notice, thus ends up spreading the dog poo on the pavement, in your house, on your car mats and finally onto bottom of your shoe somehow.
Poo shoe menace predators are sometimes not easily spotted out in the streets, due to their careful nature of hiding such negative traits. One thing to check for when seeking a poo shoe menace, is too check your own shoes, to see if you have a poo shoe.
"That dude is a poo shoe menace, he has poo on his shoe".
"Gary is a poo shoe menace to society".
"Did you smell that dog poo, oh Gary must have had stepped into dog poo again, he likes to poo shoe".