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The opposite of Lipstick Lesbian. The lesbian who loves the outdoors, sports, cars and is potentially more sexy butch looking. Great friend, loyal and offers best help around the home or change your car oil. Often having all the interests a straight man would love to share with a women, and a gay couple needs to survive.
Maggie is a lawnmower lesbian she loves fishing, shooting and hunting, her Amber partner is a stunning lipstick lesbian. They are perfect opposites.
(metaphor) Not making your move towards someone you love, for whatever it may be—staying still when you are forced to make a move in a situation.
This is taken from the thought that a homosexual ewe cannot be found in the wild because when heterosexual ewe mate, they stand still. So, a gay ewe would do nothing, even when wanting to mate.
(literal) A homosexual ewe.
(metaphor) Dad: My son told me he had a crush on a girl in his class, but acted the lesbian sheep and didn't make his move.
(literal) Farmer: We've had these sheep for a while, they've always been very close, but never have tried to mate with the males. We think they're just lesbian sheep.
An alternative term for ‘chocolate leibniz’
I am so craving some chocolate lesbians
When two girls use a double sided dildo simultaneously then make a wish before pulling out. The girl that retains the dildo in her snatch will have her wish granted.
Girl1: Wanna wishbone (lesbian wishbone)? I'll make all your wishes come true.
Girl2: You betcha.
Minutes later....
Girl1: You got some pussy muscles on you girl, what was your wish.
Girl2: *giggles* If I tell you, it won't come true!
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A woman who is so ugly no man would ever even think about hooking up with her. Therefore she is forced to become a lesbian with someone just as ugly as herself.
Damn, that girl is so ugly she she has to be a forced lesbian.
I know man i threw up a little just looking at her.
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A woman who identifies herself as a heterosexual, but after several shots will make out with other women.
straight by day, gay by night.
Sarah Jo loves being with men and would never date a woman until she starts drinking and then becomes what the gay community calls, a liquid lesbian
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The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.
John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.
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