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Talk music

In the context of Gospel Music, usually in the Black African-American church, soft, mellow background music (usually inspired by real Gospel and Soul music songs) that is played on a Hammond Organ or piano during a worship service in church at a time where music is not not central focus of the activity going on, but the music helps settle the peaceful mood during whatever activity is going on, such as offering, announcements, or sometimes even during the sermon.

Many Gospel musicians know how to play Talk Music in the Black Church.

by A Black Smartass from America January 16, 2021


Mannon music

Music that is strummy, has basic males vocals, and is generally upbeat even if it’s supposed to sad. Basically Spotify top music during 2016-2018.

Ramon: Dude let me take over the music
Ryan: You don’t like these songs?
Ramon: I can’t stand Mannon music

by BrysonStrong June 26, 2022


the music illuminati

An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)

The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”

by THEBOOKOFYEET October 12, 2017


music of the spheres

Farting. The spheres are the buttcheeks!

gather round brothers and sisters, and hear the music of the spheres!
PFFFFFFT.

by TheGoyWonder February 23, 2017


Crofters The Musical

A beautiful musical About the Jam Crofters sung by Thomas sanders himself
. He sings of how wild blueberry who knew that their bafoonery would bear fruit so Devine. Even he doesn’t have the vocabulary to describe what he’s feeling inside

crofters The musical: a jam just as tasty as theirs “crofters, the only jelly I put in my belly”

by Fander_2319 March 3, 2020


musical mermaid

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.

A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.

by meet her now April 29, 2007


Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.

Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...

by Pialinist April 29, 2021