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B&E Shoes

Shoes that the common black male would wear such as AIR Jordans and Air Force Ones, termed B&E shoes by Law Enforcement for the fact that many of the scenes of a burgulary will have a AIR Jordan or Air Force One foot prints in the dirt

Detective: The Evidence Technician just told me he photographed a couple of B&E shoes prints in the dirt by the window. Cop: im not at all surprised at all.

by FlintEastWood December 25, 2011


shoe obsession disorder

Abbreviation is S.O.D. or SOD

Womankind's enduring love affair with fabulous footwear.

Commonly self-diagnosed and there is no cure.

"Husbands come and go, but Manolo Blahnik slingbacks are for life." - Liza Minnelli

"I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!" - Carrie Bradshaw, famous for her shoe obsession disorder.

by OMGShoesss February 24, 2011


car to table shoes

Fancy high heels that are so uncomfortable to walk in, you only wear them on a date where you walk from the car to the table and back.

I've got my 6 inch car to table shoes on and I'm dressed to impress!

by vanillasparkle November 5, 2018

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fucking clown shoes

A joke. Worthless.

See Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

Reid Geinaur is Fucking Clown Shoes

by Woolly January 25, 2005

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clown shoes

Being an extreme fuck-up; cannot do anything right/is named Fenner; looks, acts, or seems like a fuck-up

That guy is fucking clown shoes...he deserves to get hot carl-ed for being such a fuck...

by Payne January 17, 2004

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bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outrรฉ clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

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pair of clown shoes

n. An idiot, buffoon and all round fucktard.

"Yeah, I heard about him, he's a fucking pair of clown shoes"

by Weng Chow October 15, 2007