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Work Fishing

The act of going on an expensive fishing expedition under the guise of entertaining clients, and charging it to the company. Work fishing must be accompanied with hand gesture quotation marks. " "
Work fishing can be interchangeable with “work golfing” “work Texans season ticketing” “work rodeo suiting” and “work strip clubbing”.

Dude, my freezer is full of tuna I caught while I was “work fishing” with clients. Wait till the company gets the receipt for that!

by Dean&Rog July 29, 2011

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Boobie Work

When a girl motor boats another girl with her bare breasts.

Oh my god! Did you just see that? Kenzie and Kayla just totally boobie worked Nikki!!

by MysteriousDirt October 27, 2011

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remote work

Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.

remote work: Remote work is work that is usually performed from the employee's residence, using information and communication technologies, such as computer, Internet and more, as opposed to performing the work in the employer's structure. Remote work can be performed in full or in part (part of the week) and continuously or non-continuously (division of the working day between home and office). The technological breakthrough brought with them by the means of computing enabled a widespread revolution in the world of work. Managerial perceptions and organizational theories that have evolved over decades, according to which work is performed from one central work site to which employees come daily, have changed.

by remote worker December 20, 2020

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procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.

Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"

by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014

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bitch at work

She's fake, starts drama, self conscious allways staring at everyone else, she tries to intimidate but is yet a coward never says anything to your face. Her personality is usually as fake as her look, along with the common died hair is fake gaudy looking nails, and her fake ass "tan" makes her look like a lobster, take a break you look scared or embarrassed all Damn day not Tan. Usually hard to distinguish which sags more her chin or her tits, get a good bra to hold the fatty tittitys up. This type of individual usually wears clothes that are to small or slutty to Reveiel cleavage that's unwanted to view, she usually talks shit about others to make her self feel better, and getting someone to join her white trash Bitchy ways usually makes her day. She usually a hypocrite for example posting about people who a racist all day long prob because she is racist her self and feels guilty she only dates black guys and she's white. Maybe it's all she can get. She usually thinks very highly for what she is prob went to a school for the mentally incapable not becuase she was dumb or lazy but incompetent. Her stomach usually looks like world war 5 wit scars that look like the map to north America, and she hasn't even had mixed baby's yet. This type of girl usually will stary college and brag but it gets the best if her when she can't complete it and drops out. She's just still the bitch as work that everyone wishes would have passed or finished to get out.

The bitch at work is a conceited but Dee down self conscious miserable nasty coward,

by the bitch at work May 23, 2014

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work fog

That not-all-there dreamlike state you're in while at work. Typically diminishes as soon as you leave work. It tends to diminish slower on Mondays and fastest on Fridays. Common symptoms include endlessly staring into space and answering any and all questions with a simple huh what did you say.

Hey man {peers over cubical wall} you don't seem like you're all here today. Oh he's just in work fog.

by donb2 October 21, 2016

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Work shirt

Any clothing that is dirty and you wear when working with anything that has grease. It is also any shirt that you have to wash many times to get it wearable.

Parent: "Are you washing your work shirt again?"

Kid: "Yes why?"
Parent: "Because the water and electricity bill shot up $500!"
Kid starts running.

by Shockey July 28, 2015

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