Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

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uncle curtis

Saying for getting your period

Trisha is really crabby today, Uncle Curtis must have made a visit to her.

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Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

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uncle fucker

bad person

Barack Obama, Geroge Bush, Uncle fucker

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Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.

"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."

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co-uncle

Your brother's or sister's brother-in-law, or your niece's or nephew's other uncle(s) that aren't your brothers.

Jonathon and I aren't blood related, as his sister married my brother, but we are co-uncles to Jack and Caroline.

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uncle matt

Ass kissing jerk who is the favorite of his mothers. We get it.

Weak shoulders.

That guy was kissing his moms ass...we should call him uncle Matt.

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