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Scummit Country Day

The fake Country Day

Scummit Country Day is worse than Cincinnati Country Day.

by Amaiya S. September 7, 2016

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Cajun Country Crapper

descriptive noun: an extremely malodorous and filthy place, often used as a Simile in place of adjectives such as craptacular.

"philip's program stinks worse than a Cajun Country Crapper!"

by sloshypuppy September 24, 2009

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Chemtrails Over The Country Club

New hottest record in the word by Queen Lana

The perfection doesn't exi...
Chemtrails Over The Country Club๐Ÿ’—๐ŸŽ€

by mayjailer88 January 14, 2021


This video is not available in your country.

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.

Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!

by <lange> September 16, 2008

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Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast

The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.

"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"

"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"

"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"

by WhiteGuilt October 21, 2012


Never nuke a country twice

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.

"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."

by Ezxd August 7, 2016

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squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013