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The effect of being horny and the cause of being even hornier
Johnny: “Hey Sarah are you up for sex?”
Sarah: “John you’re my brother-“
The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning
I'm going to have sex tomorrow morning, my girlfriend's dad will love it!!
Tyson and Seraphina are walking into the forest and are both nervous. Their arms gently touch and they have a moment of silence. But then Tyson grabs Seraphina’s arms and pulls her in for a kiss. They fall over onto a log and Tyson strips Seraphina down and shows her his dick. It whipped out 9 - inches and she looked at it in amazement. She reached out for it and grabbed it with passion and started sucking on it. Tyson felt amazing, the saliva encasing his dick and the tongue moving around. Tyson was about to cum and he grabbed seraphina’s head all the way into his dick and came in abundance. Seraphina loved the sweet taste and chugged it down. Tyson quickly grabbed Seraphina and put his dick in her doggystyle. He grabbed her ass, thrusting his dick into her repetitively. Seraphina’s pussy was clamping onto Tyson dick and Tyson grabbed Seraphinas ass and spanked it hard. Tyson soon came in her womb and they dressed up and left
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*
Hello M'lady. Would you like to have this sweet little thing called sex?
sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.
"My parents had sex last night..."
"that must be rough knowing that man
When you go to homecoming with your boyfriend and have sex at the dance and then get a pregnancy scare
Gf mom: I’ll be picking u up soon
Gf: *starts crying bc she has to leave her bf*
Bf: we didn’t have a chance to hace sex
Gf : let’s go have sex rn before I leave
When you get to the best part of a book and you can't stop reading
OMG I'm about to have sex I can feel it.