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Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.
AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!
The-Spider cock is a extremely infectious disease that occurs during a blowjob or masturbation when the victim tugs a little to hard on the tip of their dick. Because of this they rip the top/tip of their dick off to reveal a metallic colored humanoid spider hiding in a hollow meaty blood tube inside of their dick which it has eaten out over time, and along the inside of your shaft are the spider-cock’s baby eggs growing about to burst! Once spider-cock realizes that it has been revealed it quickly climbs to the top of your dick and stabs itself into place on top of your cock causing extreme pain, as it soon starts screaming at you, and digs deeper into your cock in a fit of rage.
The only cure is to self circumcise or take the shower, crank that baby on high, change it too the sprayer, turn the water as hot as possible, and let that mf spray Spider-Cock away.
You will have to get a prosthetic dick if not treated promptly to discovery.
Nicky: *sucking cock* oh tod *chokes on his schlong* your dick *mmmmhphhhh*! Your dick is so yummy!
Tod: oh I know babes, it is 9 inches long!
Nicky: WHAT THE FUCK ONLY 9 INCHES LONG!
Nicky: *rips her head away from his cock*
Tod: FUCK women! You just ripped off the tip of my dick!
Nicky: ohhhh, is that my faul- TOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR SHAFT? - IS THAT A TUBE!? OH MY there’s a fucking SPIDER CLIMBING OUT OF YOUR DICK!!
Tod: GET THE HOSE I AM not GOING TO CIRCUMSISE THIS ONE IT IS THE THIRD TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! I AM NOT PAYING $3000 FOR ANOTHER DICK BECAUSE OF A Spider-Cock, WE ARE GOING TO SOW THE TIP BACK ON!
Nicky: uHMM! bye-
When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties
Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal
Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!
Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.
Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!
When a girl is giving a blowjob and gargles on it whilst moving it around her mouth.
Andy "Hey have you heard about Abi's blow job skills?"
Mark "Yeah I heard she's is keen on Cock Boggling! Everyone enjoys a boggling from time to time."
Andy "Too right, she's a top notch boggler!"
Part rooster part bear. Not to be confused with care bears. Part cocky like a fighting rooster and yet lovable like a teddy bear. Description of a cocky but lovable beau.
That young man reminds me of a cock bear. He is lovable but feisty.